Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Lindsay Lohan's Dad Needs a Day Job...Like, Now.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Well someone needed to say it.

Surprise, surprise. Perez Hilton, with his lightning quick screen capping, has entered into another Twitter war, this time by accusing Lindsay Lohan of having AIDS. Stay classy, Perez.

Michael Lohan's retort to Perez could have stopped at the hacking accusation, you know, if he wanted to take the high road. But when has he ever done that? Nope, instead he went that extra mile to throw in an unimaginative gay joke. If you're gonna be a jerk, at least make it interesting.

If Michael Ian Black were half the man he used to be, he'd actually half be having sex with Bradley Cooper in a shed at Camp Firewood in 1981.


Yep. That's right, that's Hugh Hefner with his grandson.
