TONIGHT: NBC's comedy lineup is back and all new, featuring two 30 Rocks, plus the requisite drama of the Real Housewives of NYC and Trump on the Marriage Ref because he's got a sterling record when it comes to marriage.

8:00 PM

Community Jeff and Troy protest a chicken finger shortage on campus, which is gonna be tough for me to watch considering my collegiate dependence on chicken patties. (NBC)
Flash Forward It's Demetri's day to die and the team searches frantically to get to him while Joseph Fiennes frantically searches for some talent. (ABC)
Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains The tribes merge and JT is shocked - shocked! - that Parvati is still in the game. (CBS)
Vampire Diaries The competition for Miss Mystic Falls brings secrets to the surface, but probably not interesting ones. (CW)

8:30 PM

30 Rock Jack must choose between Avery and Nancy in the first of two new episodes tonight. (NBC)

9:00 PM

The Office Andy goes to extremes to make sure Erin has the best Secretary's Day ever. (NBC)
Fringe The death of two teens makes the team think that the shape shifters are back and Olivia and Peter head to Massive Dynamic to get some answers, but they won't get any. You know why? Because then there wouldn't be a show. (FOX)
CSI Catherine investigates a death at her daughter's school and the investigation leads to revelations about past atrocities. (CBS)
Supernatural Sam and Dean are held hostage by gods looking for leverage to stop the apocalypse. This happens to me all the time. (CW)

9:30 PM

30 Rock Liz discovers she's been getting excluded from the staff's off-hours partying and sets out to prove that she can party with the best of them. (NBC)

10:00 PM

Real Housewives of New York City Some of the ladies are in the Hamptons dishing gossip while Bethenny surprises with big news at Kelly's party and Jill does something really mean, probably. (BRAVO)
The Mentalist Jane's bad behavior causes the team to re-start an investigation and Simon Baker continues to have ridiculously good hair. (CBS)
The Marriage Ref Adam Corolla, Gloria Estefan and Donald Trump are tonight's panel. Ok, NBC: if someone has been divorced more than twice, they can't give marriage advice. I don't care if that person has a reality show on your network that hasn't been interesting in eight years. (NBC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Zoe Saldana (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Gorillaz (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Chace Crawford, Anthony Anderson, Taylor Hawkins (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Jennifer Lopez, Ken Jeong, Ozomatli (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Ted Allen, Sal Masekela, Brad Wollack, Ross Mathews (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Jeff Corwin, Pierce Brosnan, Maxwell (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Kristen Stewart, the Bee Gees, Dr. Drew Pinsky, the Script (NBC, repeat)
Last Call with Carson Daly Lake Bell, Jennie Ketcham, David Gray (NBC, repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: David Spade, Lisa P. Jackson, Broken Social Scene (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Busy Philipps (CBS)