Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Mindy Kaling is a Murderer and Roger Ebert is a Crotchety Old Man

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Ebert=Hilarious. Ebert=Old. Hilarious and Old=@shitmydadsays. @shitmydadsays=Ebert?

The only thing better than a washed up American Idol contestant is a washed up American Idol contestant, with under 1000 followers, bitching about it.

Kat Dennings has been laying low since her stint in Michael Cera's rotating cast of quirky-girl movie counterparts. Looks like tweeting quirky jokes has been keeping her busy until the next time Zooey Deschanel passes on a role.

So true. Preach it, Mindy!

Someone go comedy groupie on Huebel, stat.
