TONIGHT: It's Friday again, time to curl up on the couch and relax with the only friend who won't abandon you, the TV. Get ready for some new adventures with Karl Pilkington, Jamie Oliver and Brian Austen Green. That's right.

8:00 PM

Friday Night Smackdown If you were considering going out with your friends as opposed to watching this tonight then you need to grow the eff up. Seriously. Rey Mysterio and CM Punk are gonna tag team! (CMT)
Smallville Brian Austen Green guests stars, and he or may not be reprising his role as John Corben. I don't know because I stopped watching this show like 15 years ago. Just kidding, supposedly it's still good. That's why the CW airs it on Friday. (CW)
Secrets of the Mountain NBC is going back to basics with this family-adventure made for TV movie. It'll probably get canceled halfway through. (NBC)

9:00 PM

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution Breaking from the usual format, Jamie is shocked when kids from middle America choose processed food over fresh fare. (ABC)
The Ricky Gervais Show The guys discuss what the future has in store for hedgehogs and monkey news about an airline strike. (HBO)
What Not to Wear A collection of the show's best moments over its run. For some reason, this episode is only five minutes long. (TLC)
Larry King Live Larry welcomes Willy Nelson and the two attempt to figure out who is older. (CNN)

10:00 PM

Real Time with Bill Maher Guests include film producer and Tarantino partner Lawrence Bender, ex-Governor Jesse Ventura and New Yorker editor David Remnick. (HBO)
Miami Medical Members of a wedding party are seriously injured when a tent collapses. Also injured: my eyeballs. (CBS)
The Soup Joel McHale does his thang. And you will enjoy it. (E!)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Martin Lawrence, "Science Bob" Pflugfelder, Jonathan Tyler & Northern Lights (ABC, repeat)
Chelsea Lately Taraji P. Henson, Chris Franjola, Chris Hardwick, Ross Mathews (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Hugh Jackman, Betty White, Collective Soul (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Tracy Morgan, the cast of "Diggnation", Ndamukong Suh, the Flaming Lips (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Matthew Vaughn, the XX (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Brokaw, a Top Ten List presented by Barbara Walters (CBS, repeat)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Willie Nelson, Ellie Kemper (CBS)