Ricky Gervais may appear on Curb, Martha Stewart's new TV network, Castle gets renewed, Demi Lovato drops by Grey's Anatomy, Ellen stars in a new comic book, and a movie's in the works based on the E-Trade talking babies. Really.

[Ellen Degeneres, comic book star? The latest edition of Female Force features the talk show host and benefits the Humane Society. It follows her life from childhood in Lousiana to her rise to TV fame. The comic goes on sale tomorrow for $3.99.]

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  • Jon Heder (who will always be better-known as Napolean Dynamite) has reportedly quit an upcoming Comedy Central pilot produced by Will Ferrel. Both Chris Parnell and Horatio Sans had just joined onto the cast.
  • The guy who apologized for penning Battlefield Earth has a new project that apparently, based on the script, is even worse..
  • Photos from the Harry Potter theme park now exist.
  • Check out these bizarre photos of Michael Bloomberg dressed up as a hippie and hanging with the Broadway cast of Hair.
  • Here's six animals that basically can't be killed.
  • McSweeny's list of the day: Literary Photoshop.
  • Teri Hatcher's got a new advice site called "Get Hatched?" Eeeesh.
  • You can read the New York Magazine's Lady Gaga article here.
  • Here's Uproxx's 8 ways to make your pet an internet sensation.
  • Best Week Ever has rounded up the 20 straightest-looking photos of Ricky Martin.
  • Yikes! Fox has a movie in the works based off of the E-Trade talking baby commercials. Did we learn nothing from Cavemen?