This urgent press release entered our mailbox not long ago, and we pass it on to you as an example of what the English language is capable of, in the right hands. Diddy, all we can say to you is: pee pee in your mouth.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

ITS NOT HIP HOP WARS, VODKA WARS IS TO BE DECLARED IN NYC-TIMES SQUARE TOMORROW AGAINST HIP HOP MOGUL DIDDY

Liquor Tycoon M.J. Silver will hold a press conference tomorrow declaring vodka wars in Times Square against Hip Hop Mogul Diddy after his controversial comments against American Vodkas. After announcing "If you're not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee". The owners of Georgi, Argent, Alexi vodka and other spirits will be demanding a apology from the French made Vodka celebrity spokesperson. They will be putting a liters of Ciroc into a large toilet bowl and having it delivered to Diddys offices near Times Square. The protest will take place on Thursday, March 25, 2010 at 2pm in front of a larger than life bill board of Diddy in Times Square on 7th Avenue and 37th Street. Mr. Silver the owner of Georgi Vodka, the largest selling vodka in New York. The recent comments by Diddy has caused outrage by many vodka companies and enthusiasts across the region. The group will be announcing a challange for the self proclaimed king and musical artist.

WHEN: THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 2010 at 2pm (GREAT VISUALS)

WHERE: IN FRONT OF MASSIVE-LIFE SIZE BILL BOARD ON TIMES SQUARE OF DIDDY AT 37th STREET AND 7TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN

CONTACT NEIL HAYNES / STAR INDUSTRIES 212-967-5700