There you have it…the best reader-submitted 2033 Gawker headline! The potential truthiness of the gem presiding over this little box of text is downright frightening—mostly because it could happen. The equally terrifying/amusing runners-up after the jump.

And your runners-up are:

Blanket Jackson's New Wordless Album as Awesome as You Hoped It Would Be

Open Caption: [Photo of Richard Lawson Winning Pulitzer]

Lil' Wayne Releases Historic One Millionth Mixtape, Weez-bot Will Tour in Support while Wayne Stays in Studio

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