Please Vote Against Senator Slasher Today, Queens
Today in Queens, there is a special election for the State Senate seat of face-slashing gay-hating Hiram Monserrate. Hiram's running, along with two people who aren't violent psychopaths.
Hiram has recorded a hostage video of his girlfriend.
Democratic opponent Jose Peralta is handing out literature announcing that he does not beat women.
The Republican is... some guy.