Jesus is Back From the Dead, and This Time... It's Personal 581 Mike Byhoff 03/15/10 11:30AM Filed to: Jesus Jesus Religion Guns Revenge TV Video So Jesus was basically totally screwed over when he was crucified. Some might say he was forsaken. So what if instead of being a humble savior, he was able to wield superhuman strength, a glock, and one bad attitude?[via The Daily What]