News Haiku (Beta)

It's haiku time again: News happens all the time, just waiting to be boiled down to 17 moras. Jim Behrle has started you off and later on he'll pick a winner. Let the finger-counting begin!
It's haiku time again: News happens all the time, just waiting to be boiled down to 17 moras. Jim Behrle has started you off and later on he'll pick a winner. Let the finger-counting begin!