Today Gives Women Tips on How to Fake a Knowledge of Football
Betsy Burns, author of The Female Fan's Guide to Football, came on to discuss "the basics" for poor, confused ladies who want to seem "with it" during Sunday's Super Bowl.
Amongst her tips were knowing the colors of the teams, and "lingo" you can use to make the menfolk believe you care about the game. Don't worry though, she doesn't expect women to be able to understand a point spread.