Before the announcement that Ellen DeGeneres would replace Paula Abdul on American Idol's judging panel, Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) was rumored to be a candidate. Thankfully, she wasn't chosen, because—as a guest judge tonight—she was horrible.

So horrible, in fact, that she deserves the title of Worst American Idol Judge Ever. Using video from tonight's episode as evidence, here are the two reasons why Beckham was a pointless addition to the judges' table.

1) 90% of the Time, Her Critiques Had Nothing to Do with the Singing

2) When She Did Critique the Singing, She Made No Sense

That's all, folks.

[American Idol]