Some girls need to learn how to take a hint. When you're the one asking for a kiss and it lasts all of five seconds, chances are he's not feeling it. Watch the newest Bachelor reject's nationally-televised humiliation below!

What could have possibly scared him away? Let's break it down for you:

  • Michelle's words, "I really, really want a husband." We get it. That's why you signed up for a Nationally-televised dating show where the grand prize is a diamond ring.
  • Girl asks guy for a kiss. Be a lady, Michelle! If a dude wants to kiss you, he will. Did you learn nothing from the critically-aclaimed "He's Just Not That Into You?"
  • Michelle's digression into crazy woman-talk. Saying things like "You gotta give me something more than that" and "to spend this time with you and not be able to really kiss you, hurts me" with tears in your eyes in the beginning stages of dating is the fastest way to get yourself dumped.
  • Michelle's threats to leave the show. "If you want me to stay, I will stay." Sorry, girl- no guy wants that kind of drama for a minute, let alone a whole lifetime. Seeya!

Don't feel too bad for Michelle, folks. We all know that the women who are humiliated the most end up coming back as next season'sBachelorette.

[via Aol's TV Top 5]