2009 was full of fabtrabulous fails. And by watching this, we can hopefully maybe stay fail free in 2010! Maybe. Now quick, hook that flamethrower up to my souped-up lawnmower and film me doing donuts in a parking lot.

And I know what you're gonna say. "It's 2010, let's put the past behind us, focus on fails of the future. People in 2009 don't matter anymore, you dolt!" Untrue! People in 2009 definitely matter, because we need to learn from our petty, stupid mistakes. You look to the past, so you don't make the same mistakes in the future. And I think it's working. I haven't seen one forklift destroy a warehouse yet!

[College Humor]