America's Next Big Threat: "Dong Bombs"

TSA is not messing around anymore. They will literally scan the pants off of you to see if you're hiding explosives in your pants (some pun intended). Colbert hypothesizes that terrorists will simply counter with dick-shaped bombs.

Al-Qaeda is always one step ahead of our lumbering, bureaucratic mouth-breathing TSA. They don't check shoes, terrorists blow up their shoes. We don't check junk, they blow up their junk; now we start checking junk, and they turn their junk into bomb. And our world is so fucking crazy right now, it isn't even hard to believe.

Is that an IED in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?