It's the Only Way They'll Learn 2.96K Ravi Somaiya 12/23/09 01:52PM Filed to: kindergarten cop kindergarten cop Kids Today Parenting An Ohio mother called the cops on her 6-year-old daughter, who shoplifted a $3.11 packet of stickers, then toyed with claiming the $30 reward. Presented without comment: the mother is called Diane and the girl Shiane. [AP]