The Curious Case of the Supermarket Buttsniffer
Ungh. So annoying. There you are, stocking up on countless packages of bologna for the coming winter, and there he is again. You know who we're talkin' about—the guy constantly trying to covertly smell your ass.
Apparently some British guy trolls around supermarkets, pacing back and forth casually, looking for any and all opportunities to sniff a grocery store employee's butt without him knowing. Well they found out, and he could be in a whole stink of trouble.
In England, nose-on-butt infractions are a for realzies crime and police are on the hunt. Let's hope they keep their noses to the streets and sniff this guy out.
Pleaspleaseplease somebody get this guy an appearance on Maury Povich.