So today's Maury wasn't about paternity. Using the Law of Averages, that means it has to be about cheating. A hidden camera in Maury's green room catches one of the most shameless acts of cheating in the show's history.

More often than not, Maury decoys have to put a little effort to lure the man into his slimy ways. Not this guy! He shamelessly comes onto her with one-liners that would make Keats swoon vomit. If only we could hear those sweet nothings through all of the bleeping.

What's hard to understand, is she asks why he wants to take her panties with her. His response: So I can **** them. Render your guesses as to what that word can possibly be in the comments. Our guess: Huff.