Steven Seagal: Lawman combines a really really boring episode of Cops with a washed up, overweight, out of work actor. Even with his fat suit on, he's bound to get recognized by the people he arrests. And it is awkwaaaard.

On last night's episode, Steven arrests a young man and woman for suspicion of drug possession. The girl doesn't really care that she's in handcuffs, because Steven Seagal is giving her a patdown. However, just because she recognizes him does not necessarily mean that she's a fan.

This clip is why he's on a reality show about being a sheriff in Louisiana and not making Under Siege 5.