An intruder breaks into a woman's house; she calls for assistance. Does she have a gun? OF COURSE SHE HAS A GUN, STUPID. It's just her feeble female brain can't use it unless she's shooting it in the kitchen. HELP!

The female gender's lack of gun knowledge has been plaguing this country for literally never decades. Now they can put down the feather duster, pick up a gun, and finally learn something useful. Like what kind of bullet to murder someone with. And if they should murder them with a revolver or a pump-action shotgun. You know, the basics.

And after they're done shootin' the shit out of stuff? Shopping!

[via Best Week Ever]