Today at Gawker.TV, we visit the Jersey Shore, Quentin Tarantino's new bizarre commercial, car wash revenge, a terrible spoof on Judd Apatow movies, and Obama responds to a call to legalize everything bad for America.

Young Ragamuffin Asks Obama to Legalize Drugs and Prostitution
In a town hall meeting today, a student asked Obama if legalizing drugs, prostitution, and other awesome things would stimulate the economy. Obama, ever the square, totally shot him down. Dammit.

Fist-Pumping Jersey Video Re-Affirms New Jersey is Full of Jackasses
Jersey doesn't have self-service gas stations. So people from New Jersey don't pump their gas, they pump their fists. This video makes that fact abundantly clear.

Quentin Tarantino Right at Home in Nonsensical Japanese Commercial
It's really hard to tell what product Quentin Tarantino is even advertising here. And the language barrier doesn't make it any easier. It just involves the director, a talking dog, and a samurai suit.

Judd Apatow Parody Rips Hole in Space-Time-Comedy Continuum
This movie is an insult to the mouth-breathers who enjoyed Epic Movie. The trailer for The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, is worse than you can possibly imagine. (NSFW)

Out of Control Carwash Hose Seeks Revenge
The carwash hose-underappreciated, taken for granted. Well not anymore. Today is the day the hose stands up and fights for respect, equal rights-freedom. And hilariously drenches two guys in the process.