Monserrate Sentenced to Three Years Probation 1.99K Pareene 12/04/09 02:33PM Filed to: Crime & Punishment Crime & Punishment Hiram Monserrate parochial news Violence Crime Face-slashing asshole-of-the-year candidate and New York State Senator Hiram Monserrate will not go to jail for the face-slashing (or for the asshole-of-the-year thing).