Hey, everyone. This is Bryn Poulos. She wants you all to know that she didn't talk to fictional reporter Betsey Morgenstern for our The City recap. She thinks you're all too stupid to not know that it's a fake.

We never used Bryn's real last name in the recap because we didn't know it and to protect her innocence, but she was still concerned that America wouldn't get the joke of our parody interview and wants to forever have herself distanced from it. Your wish is our command, Bryn. Just to be clear, she does not kill babies and put the blood into Erin Kaplan's coffee, in case you were wondering.

Here's her email:

Hi Brian,

I hope you are well. I am Bryn Poulos, ELLE intern, on The City. I just read a fake interview between "Betsey" and I, posted today, November 25. Since the interview never happened could you please place some sort of disclaimer on it, stating that it is not real? I would really much appreciate it.

Thank you,

Bryn