Did you know that November is Prostate Awareness Month? It is! The best way to raise awareness for prostate cancer? Growing mustaches and nonsensical advertisements, of course!

The company Movember put together this ad featuring a cancerous prostate picking up prostitutes. A van full of men (some mustachioed) drive up, chase down the prostate, and beat the shit out of him. It's glorious.

If breast cancer can have pink ribbons, surely prostate cancer has earned its mustache.

(Full disclosure: I have been growing a mustache this whole month without knowledge of Movember. And I am loving every second of it.)