Bombing the moon worked! NASA found water! Now we must blow it up entirely to see if there is life.

Last month, NASA slammed a satellite into the moon at a high speed so that they could study what sort of stuff came up in the impact. While those who watched the bombing live saw nothing, NASA says that they totally found water! On the moon! Water on the moon!

Moon water, guys! We were totally wrong about space. Obviously this means we should go back to the moon as soon as possible, in order to bottle its water and sell it to celebrities.