What was the deal with Larry King and his astonishingly yellow suspenders tonight? It was like staring into the sun, if the sun were holding up Larry King's pants while he interviewed the D.C. sniper's ex-wives. I have a theory.

He was letting everyone know the current National Threat Advisory Level:

Seriously, though, I cannot recall a time when the hue of King's suspenders even approached such brilliance. And Google image search suggests a very clear preference for dark blue or black braces throughout the ages. Just what is he up to?