Today In Startling Juxtapositions 1.27K Hamilton Nolan 08/10/09 01:22PM Filed to: Not funny okay Not funny okay journalismism Juxtapositions We can all agree animal lives are valuable We are not making a joke Do not send outraged emails Do not make outraged comments Only some sort of sicko would see these NYT stories next to each other and go, "Uh, related?"