Haha, unshaven website-launching PR man Dan Abrams went on his old network, MSNBC, today, and some lady tried to "lecture" him about the media! Hey lady, shut up!

Dan was there to tout his important new "Gossip Cop" site, which is poised to revolutionize the field of copping gossip. And Katrina Vanden Heuvel of The Nation had the nerve to talk about how the media should be like, policing lobbyists and the government and shit?

Hey lady all due respect but Dan can only say Mediaiteitieitieie so many times in sixty seconds and you're cutting into his airspace so just cool it.