With his wife busy with a "respectful and close relationship" with another man, former President Bill Clinton is free to gallavant around the world, going to tranny raves. This week, Bill goes to Austria!

This particular tranny rave, the Vienna Life Ball actually raises millions of dollars for HIV/AIDS research. So, BIll's attendance kinda makes sense. At the same time, the charitable aspect doesn't diminish the awesomeness of a former US president and the husband of the US Secretary of State essentially flying to Austria for one night of adulation and partying at a massive titty-n-dick flashing rave.

Presidential advisor Pamela Anderson, here shown listening to the voice of the people.

The only things natural about former US Ambassador to Bangkok Amanda LePore are her elbows.

Don't mention the war!

Black Elvis Wears a Less-Than-Onesie.

Sideboob.

Singer Katy Perry arrived inside a giant clam.

Bill Clinton, the white Barack Obama, enters the stage.

A face only Little Mermaid could love.

Prince Charles wearing his scuba queer porn hat.

Now you compare with this and tell me who is having a better time! US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (R) holds a press conference with Y.B. Datuk Anifah bin Haji Aman, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Malaysia on May 14, 2009 at the State Department in Washington, DC. AFP PHOTO / Tim Sloan