Are morning show hosts the worst people on television? Yes. Here's a selection of the creepy, prying, pretend-concerned questions Chris Cuomo and Matt Lauer had for Bristol Palin this morning.

The forced cheerfulness already makes every morning show host seem mentally ill, but the second they switch to Diane Sawyer "serious interviewer" mode all vestiges of humanity and dignity leak out through their wingtips.

We know Bristol, an adult, is holding herself out there as the poster child for... something about pregnancy being bad, we guess, but still—no one deserves to have Chris Cuomo ask you where your baby came from on television.