Weak-Sauce Pirates Fail Against Unarmed U.S. Ship 3.11K Ryan Tate 04/14/09 10:36PM Filed to: Crime Crime Pirates Somali pirates Appic First they get their asses handed to them by dolphins and a child sniper, now the Somali pirates can't take a U.S. famine-aide ship, even with rocket-propelled grenades and machine guns. Evil+Fail=Pathetic.