The Catholic Church is using the attached imitation of the ShamWow guy to promote itself. Does it have any idea who Vince Shlomi even is?

Guys, he was just arrested barely two weeks ago for punching a prostitute he hired (according to the cops), after the hooker tried to bite his tongue off. Is now really the time to go bragging to the press about how many people your imitation of him is bringing into your Brooklyn and Rockville Centre churched?

On the other hand, you are pitching confessional services. Serving as the poster boy for confessions is one of the few things Shlomi's good for in the advertising business right now.