Two Man-Tongues Touching Too Icky for Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly did a segment on American Idol contestant Adam Lambert's apparent gayness last night, but actual photographs of two men kissing were too much for the old man.
As you can see from the video, O'Reilly aired photos that appear to show Lambert kissing other men, an act so revoltingly gross and icky and offensive to O'Reilly's deeply, unfalteringly heterosexual being that he actually cropped the photos to cut out the parts where man-mouth touches man-mouth (ewww!).
Here is an actual photo with the below-the-nose business included, but be very careful and please don't look directly at it unless you are already a confirmed gay.
Also, here's some video that O'Reilly saw fit to air that included gyrating, bikini-clad drunk girls humping people during Spring Break.