Meanwhile, in Dallas, Texas, a high school principal is under fire for ordering students to fight each other in cage matches, at school.

It would be a good way for the teens to settle their disputes, see? This principal, Donald Moten, "is a former Dallas police officer who once lied about being kidnapped and robbed at gunpoint to get out of work." Sounds like something fellow Texan George W. Bush would do!

In Moten's defense, one witness says he once stopped one of the cage fights and said, "I don't want any of that shit...I've killed with my bare hands."


Sounds like something fellow Texan George W. Bush would say!

This has been your Texas Cage-Fighting School News of the day. Carry on. [DMN. Pic via]