CNBC didn't do the honorable thing and shut down today. So, Jim Cramer still has his psychotic money clown show which he opened tonight with the sort of humor that makes him a broadcast treasure.

He started off on Mad Money all contrite, just like he was on The Daily Show, saying he had "to say something about what happened yesterday." See, he wanted to show his own clip from "Stewart vs. Cramer." We won't spoil his lame surprise, but suffice it to say, he then promised "Now back to business as usual" with one of his testosterone laughs and fratboy snickers from his crew. With the stock market up this week he wants you to buy! buy! buy! Because this is all a game for Cramer. And he thinks as long you keep playing, he keeps winning.