They're off again: Looks like those reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together might not be so solid. Perez has got Brown cavorting with a Kardashian. (Say it realfast three times.)

Wino and Blaaaaake are off, too: The ever-reliable Sun is saying that Amy Winehouse's hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, freshly sprung from the slammer, is being whisked off to another country by his mum. In this cracked-out version of this story, it is Wino who is the corrupting influence on Blake, not the other way around.

A vampire named Madonna leaves the house during daylight hours: Madonna and her new boy toy Carlos Leon, I mean, Jesus, were seen leaving the Kabbalah center in NYC with her kids, David, Lourdes, and Rocco.

Joaquin Phoenix to shrink: STFU: The retired actor-turned-rapper-turned-possible hoaxter is insisting he's not mentally ill, despite what the doc told the L.A. Times.

Last but not least, Lindsay Lohan is converting to something else, too. The Mirror is claiming that La Lohan, after becoming a lesbian (sort of), may also be converting to Judaism for her honey. Aw, sweet. Just like Charlotte in SATC!