Here's what will happen to you if you join the Ukrainian army: you will ride on a tank and be chased by hot Ukrainian girls who will allow you to drink from their nectar pot.

Also you will be issued one (1) fresh blue beret and a stripey shirt to wear under your military outfit. The only downside is you can no longer complain about Borat-style mockeries of your culture.

This real, ultra-realistic advertisement reportedly features the soldier explaining his job like so: "daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!" Take notes, the Pentagon. [Lobalized via Adrants]