We hate to admit that we've listened to Christian Bale's tirade in its various forms so many times, it now comes off sounding like perfectly level-headed discourse, oooh goood you fucking little pricks.

Still, the mashups keep coming, and like the completists that we are, we feel the need to share them with you.

In Bale Vs. O'Reilly, the two highly combustible alpha-males square off over a minor miscommunication regarding the phrase "to play us out." It ends predictably, with O'Reilly accusing Batman of un-Americanism for refusing to incorporate the U.S. flag into his costume.

In He's Just Not That Fucking Into You Because You're Fucking Distracting, the tough-love phrase gets a little tougher. Read the signs, girl! He's practically spitting on you!

In Christian Bale Vs. Lily Tomlin, the original foul-mouthed set-tyrant is pitted against the new heavyweight tantrum champion of the world. She really does manage to hold her own.