An Annie Leibovitz Hollywood Portfolio graces VanityFair.com—a drab series of portraits depicting directors and their muses that's mostly forgettable, save for one that ickily superimposes Heath Ledger into a frame with Christopher Nolan.

Then there's Mickey Rourke, photographed shirtless and hungry-eyed in a pose reminiscent of another legendary Leibovitz work. We presume there will be much hand-wringing and fiery debate in the days to come concerning the "appropriate" way to depict a 56-year-old former it-boy turned professional boxer turned down-and-out has-been turned comeback kid, followed by an official statement from Rourke himself explaining how he "was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."