Hey, our friend David Denby was on Charlie Rose last night, going on and on about how he despises Maureen Dowd. Why didn't he just call his book "All I Know Is Maureen Dowd Sucks"?

We could have gotten behind you on that one, Dave! Plus that title would have had the benefit of being demonstrably true, in contrast to all that stuff that you wrote instead.

[Somebody please send us a free used copy of this book so we may examine it for lies ourselves, thx. Because we use mockery only in service of an underlying political philosophy, we don't want to pay for that thing.]