What kind of post-divorce boytoy do you get for the female superstar who's had them all? In Madonna's case, you go straight to Jesus (reinvented—as is her wont—as 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz).

Leaving aside the strange biblical and oedipal overtones of this match, Madonna and Jesus's date at a New York steakhouse (they're pictured leaving it here) is said to be the new pair's first public outing. Has A-Rod been benched? Is an inconsolable Guy Ritchie coping by watching TV and snorting non-macrobiotic pixie sticks? No word, yet, from Madonna's self-contradicting flack Liz Rosenberg; still, we're rooting for the dynamic duo, if only to give us the weird, fanfictiony Bible romance it had been previously sacrilegious to 'ship for.

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