The most important painting of our time, Nick Denton With Pancakes on His Head, has just sold at auction for $560. That makes him 63% as valuable as Florida State's Keith Gessen. The buyer:

Former Gawker man and current executive editor of Blackbook Chris Mohney, according to his Tumblr. We're sure that vicious negotiations are already underway in the secondary markets.

Also, Dan Lacey, the pancake-obsessed artist who created this iconic image is nowa contributing cartoonist for our porny sorta-sibling Fleshbot.