You Know America's In The Shitter When Even Jake Gyllenhaal Is Kicking Paps In The Shins
Jake Gyllenhaal returned to the drudgery of jury duty today, where he received none of the pampering he'd become accustomed to from Prince of Persia's small army of chest-hair stylists and grape-peeling P.A.s.
Naturally, frustrations over fulfilling one's insomnia-curing civic responsibility will occur, and absorbing the brunt of them in this instance—quite literally—was one annoyingly high-pitched TMZ paparazzo, whose persistent questions of "Jake! Jake! What's it feel like to do the thing you're doing right now? Jake! It's $15 a day! That's hilarious because it's much less than you usually make. Jake? Any comments for the TMZ audience, Jake?" received a swift and painful kick to the leg in return. [TMZ]