Donny Osmond made the bombshell announcement on Bonnie Hunt today that he was "seriously considering" joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars. (We'll pause now for the requisite screaming, self-fanning, smelling salts, etc.).

Osmond's legally unbinding announcement gives us hope that a DwtS season robbed of Cloris Leachman could well be something worth watching—especially if he outdoes his sister's fainting spells and baby doll dances of despair with a fibula-splintering compound fracture during a particularly unhinged tin soldier routine set to his own, late-'80s hit, "Soldier of Love." [Reality Blurred]