Well Sundance '09 is finally winding down. As we stagger out of Park City and back to our respective ghettos—Seth and Kyle to LA, STV to NYC—we thought we'd run down the numbers for you.

Number of Publicists Pissed at Us: 5
Number of Publicists Pleased with Us: 4
Number of Publicists We're Pissed At: 3
Number of Celebrities Spotted: 48 (#48, John Cleese, is pictured here sitting a few tables from us at Taste of Saigon.)
Number of Celebrities Who Acknowledged Our Existence: 7
Number of Free Cocktails Imbibed: 137
Number of Movies Seen: 27
Movie to Free Cocktail Ratio: 1: 5.07
Number of Movies We Loved Unconditionally: 6
Number of Movies We Hated with a Passion: 2.5
Number of Times We Were Turned Away From a Party or Gifting Suite: 6
Number of Times We Talked Ourselves Into One: 11
Number of Fistfights We Witnessed: 2
Number of Times We Got Laid: 1
Number of Us Who Came To Park City with the Vicious L.A. Cold of '09: 1
Number of Us Who Left with It: 2

See you back home!