Though we've pointed out how many of Billy Bob Thornton's costars suffer untimely fates, we had no idea the star was taking extreme, air-shunning steps to curtail the curse.

As he told MTV in Park City, Thornton has now added "agoraphobia" to his laundry list of maladies that includes manorexia, a resistance to orange-colored foods, and a terrible aversion to monogamy. We can understand how a resume that has recently included Eagle Eye, Mr. Woodcock, and The Informers could drive a person to stay indoors, but we're choosing to believe that Thornton is simply performing a public service to his fellow actors. Sure, it might be strange to costar with him on the upcoming Bad Santa 2: Santa Is Delivering All His Lines From Behind A Heavy Door, but the health benefits are unquantifiable.