· Condoleezza Rice has signed with WMA, who'll negotiate books, speaking engagements, and For Condoleezza or Money, a potential reality show in which a mansion full of horny twentysomethings would compete for her love. [Variety]

· Michelle Obama's hairstylist Johnny Wright, meanwhile, really is getting his own reality show, called The First Weave: Fiercing Mrs. President. [THR]
· "Unless you're Will Smith, Johnny Depp or a handful of others, nobody is earning their quote right now." [Variety]
· Edward Burns and Mad Men star/Speed-the-Plow mercury-outbreak-survivor Elisabeth Moss (Peggy Olson) have signed with Endeavor. [THR]
· Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford will star in the "mystery enshrouded" horror film The Cabin in the Woods, co-written and directed by Cloverfield writer Drew Goddard. [THR]