Gil Grissom leaves CSI: Crime Scene Investigation tonight. Having only watched the Quentin Tarantino-directed episodes, we aren't all that sad. We have bigger problems, though: Seth made us ride in the bus top carrier.

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The Office [9 PM, NBC] - For the first time this season, we have seen more promos for The Office than 30 Rock which means that 30 Rock probably doesn't have a special guest star (Salma Hayek is still on the show, however) and that tonight's Office is important. The couple we really want to make it on the show is Dwight & Angela (nothing personal, Jim & Pam, but the producers spread it too thick) and their future is in jeopardy as the big secret of their affair is revealed. What will the cuckolded Andy (Ed Helms) do to resolve the love triangle? At least we know the tension will be eased with wide-eyed cut-aways of their peers.

The Beast [10 PM, A&E] - Our love for Patrick Swayze has been noted on many occasions, so it would take some sort of natural disaster (there is a red flag warning afoot) to keep us from this premiere. The Swaze plays a play-by-his-own-rules FBI agent who challenges rookie Ellis Dove (Travis Fimmel) to train in his physically and psychologically grueling ways. Swayze takes his partner undercover on their first assignment to bust up a weapons-smuggling operation. There would have been more press for the show had Swayze not been hospitalized, and if you're still not convinced, the first ten minutes are here.

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Celebrity Rehab Presents Sober House [10 PM, VH1] - Be careful what you wish for, Celebrity Rehab Season 2 fans. Dr. Drew oversees CR alums in this three month halfway house. Residents include Steven Adler, Nikki McKibbin, Rodney King, Amber Smith, Seth "Shifty" Binzer and Mary Carey. Friend to all Andy Dick will join a couple episodes in. Mad at yourself because you didn't keep your "No Taco Bell" New Year's resolution? Well, this will make you feel like Mother Theresa.

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Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew [10 PM, MTV] - The streets are back on-stage tonight in the Season 3 premiere. Mario Lopez hosts, Layla Kayleigh is the backstage correspondent, and the permanent judges are Lil Mama, JC Chasez and choreographer Shane Sparks. We've always preferred So You Think You Can Dance for its emphasis on individual artistry, and most of the routines on ABDC are similar. Occasionally, something makes us spit out our Bud Light Lime, but it's usually because some dude messed up. Like everything in life, if something awesome happens, it will bubble up onto the internet.