Attention screen-addled young (or old, whatever) folk: Gawker Media is looking for a television-obsessed intern to watch TV a few days a week, in search of newsworthy clips for social commentary. There are two qualifications:

1) A good eye

2) The ability to sit for long periods of time

The schedule is flexible, but requires a minimum of 15 hours per week over the span of 3 months. College internship credit available to those who qualify. Pay is less than minimal. Email Richard Blakeley at tvinternship@gawker.com with proof of your television addiction (and, preferably, proof of your ability to sit); no attachments please. Must be able to work from our Manhattan office.