Tyler Perry's 'Why Can't I Get Married?'

Former writers' sweatshop matron and World's Richest Grandma with a Dick™ Tyler Perry expressed frustrations over his dating life recently to Essence magazine:
"…Relationships are tough. Then you add fame and money on top of that. Then people and tabloids and gossip and blogs — put all of that stuff on top — it's tough," Tyler tells Essence magazine.
To avoid confusion: The Mrs. Right Tyler is searching for is not Yolanda Right, an Atlanta mother-of-two with whom the Family That Preys star mistakenly swapped sack-dresses at the dry cleaners, but rather an actual woman with whom he can settle down and start a family.
